It’s some time past 6 pm and I’ve been up since 5 am.
About 20 minutes ago I realized I had not had any water today.
This is the worst thing I’ve done since the look I gave the lady who made me miss my stop.
I’m a daredevil I know.
But in all seriousness this is the worst thing I’ve done in longer than that.
I realize I hadn’t had any water today because I had to pee.
I decided to walk instead of the bus because I felt like a little exercise… And I realize I had to hurry because I had to pee.
Then I proceeded to question the origin of my pee ( explicit I know, brave yourself) since I haven’t had any water recently.
See this is a normal thought process because I don’t drink many things… Mainly water, alcohol, tea or coffee and god knows I haven’t had alcohol today… And that’s when it happened.
That’s when the realization occurred.
I’ve had 2 cups of tea, 2 cups of coffee… And NO WATER.
I have a runny nose, which must be either carrying coffee or tea out of my body or dehydrating me to death. Yes, I am aware this might be the grossest post I’ve ever written but public embarrassment might be enough to make me realize the atrocity of what i’ve done.
I’ve been up for well over 12 hours and not a cup of water has been consumed….
My parents used to think I was smart… This would certainly prove them otherwise.
Im not sure how to end this post… Other than by saying that when I get home I will drink 2 liters of water a la chug chug chug style, second stupid act of the day, but at least this second one would be in attempts to both fix some of the wrong the first one did and to punish myself all night for the stupidity of today.
Kids, drink your damn water.
In a couple of years it’s gonna be really expensive.
And you need it.
And it helps your skin look fabulous.
And your muscles.
And helps you live longer.
Maybe this will remind me to not do this again.
A dog wouldn’t even do this.
Shame on me.
And you of you did like me.
Check your day, did you drink your water?